I learnt in my days as a journalist not to deal in
absolutes, especially when it comes to reporting on school sport. The early
histories of schools are generally shrouded in the mists of time, they don’t
always make logical sense and statistics are often a bit subjective - schools
can have their own versions of events sometimes.
So, I’ve found, if you use terms like the oldest, the first,
the biggest, the best etc, you will inevitably get someone telling you that you
got it wrong.
In light of that, when I was told that the 1st
team rugby match between Jeppe and KES on August 2nd – the second
leg of their annual double-header derby fixture - is the 100th meeting between
the two, my first question was, is it really?
So, I did a bit of research and, importantly, I spoke to the
statisticians at KES and it is true that this game will be the 100th
meeting. The schools have been playing for 90 years, but in some years,
including the last six in a row, they met twice in the same year.
KES are Jeppe’s oldest rivals, along with Parktown and
Pretoria Boys’ High. The two schools met for the first time in 1935 and since
then there have been 99 encounters. KES has won 63, Jeppe 30 and there have
been six draws.
During the 1970s, 80s, 90s and 2000s, KES pretty much
dominated the first rugby team results. Jeppe have clawed their way back in
recent times. Jeppe won seven and lost four times in the years between 2010 and
2019.
It’s been honours even – five victories each – in the last
10 encounters.
Last 10 results
2018 Jeppe 40 KES 25
2019 KES 49 Jeppe 31
2019 Jeppe 25 KES 7
2022 KES 27 Jeppe 26
2022 KES 19 Jeppe 16
2023 KES 23 Jeppe 20
2023 Jeppe 41 KES 31
2024 KES 38 Jeppe 28
2024 Jeppe 25 KES 13
2025 Jeppe 37 KES 28
And it’s a proper derby game. It’s become common, in these
days of festivals and tournaments, to call the traditional, one-on-one fixtures
between schools, derbies. They are not.
A real derby is between neighbours and it’s a clash that
goes beyond a routine traditional fixture.
It’s in the origin of the term. The original derby game was
on Merseyside: Liverpool vs Everton. Look at Google Maps and you’ll see that
Anfield and Goodison Park are less than 1km apart and separated by Stanley
Park. The two grounds are actually both located on what used to be the Stanley
Estate which was the property of the Earl of Derby. That’s why when they play
each other it’s called the Derby game.
It’s not just about distance, though. I’ve never been to a
Merseyside derby, but I’ve watched a couple of them on TV, and I’ve spoken to
people who have been there – it’s definitely not just another Premier League
fixture.
The biggest proper school derby in South Africa – in the world, the
people down there claim – is the Paarl Gim vs Paarl Boys’ High game. I have been to that one. There is
simply nothing like it. The town is split in half and the buildup to the game
runs for weeks beforehand. Things have changed over the years and schools no
longer draw pupils from their immediate surroundings, but the Paarl schools, in
the past, were referred to as “onder-dorp” and “bo-dorp”: upper and lower town,
the wine farmers vs the townsfolk. There’s a social and economic conflict there
that adds spice to the encounter.
KES and
Jeppe are just 5km apart by road, so they are also close neighbours, and The
KES vs Jeppe game is similar to the Paarl game in terms of the contrast between
the historical and socio-economic status of the communities involved. It’s Houghton
vs Jeppestown, Northern vs Southern Joburg. The fact that the boys now come
from all over town, and many of the rugby players from all over the country,
notwithstanding, that difference in origins is something the old boys like to
shout about – in a nice way – and it makes for a great occasion.
When the
two teams met earlier this year, over 50% of the starting lineups were
black, which speaks volumes about transformation and inclusivity at the two
schools.
A few years
ago one of the school sport websites ran a poll asking its readers to name what
they saw as the biggest schoolboy rugby derbies in the country. Not
surprisingly, the Paarl derby came out tops. Second was K-Day, the Grahamstown
clash between St Andrew’s College and Kingswood, Jeppe vs King Edward was third.
Paarl Gim and Paarl Boys’ High first played each other in 1915,
but the oldest derby rivalry on record is SACS vs Bishops (1873); Graeme College
vs St Andrew’s is next oldest (1886), followed by Dale vs Queens (1891).
The Jeppe-KES game is a bit younger, but it qualifies as an
old and storied rivalry.
There won’t be room for a mouse at game number 100, it’s
going to be a ripper!